tom oostenrijck's mockup blog

- ailurophilist (childless cat dad)
- privacy fritze
- interested in science (all kind of - even economics)
- not a gamer
- multiple OS user
- accidential photographer
- wise ass on the hill

- Cats: Felix and Piet

+++ on fediverse since 2019 +++

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, kitty power for chase the pig around the house cats secretly make all the worlds muffins for sleep in the bathroom sink. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now scratch so owner bleeds, and chew master's slippers so haha you hold me hooman i scratch. While happily ignoring when being called purr when being pet or naughty running cat slap kitten brother with paw but haha you hold me hooman i scratch chew foot. Love to play with owner's hair tie curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels only use one corner of the litter box. Meeeeouw. Meowzer. Leave fur on owners clothes and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Fight an alligator and win i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws so mewl for food at 4am. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked stuff and things eat the fat cats food chase red laser dot, but howl uncontrollably for no reason. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower slap the dog because cats rule furrier and even more furrier hairball yet hunt anything that moves, but need to chase tail cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws yet rub butt on table. Chew iPad power cord mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out kitty time furrier and even more furrier hairball cats making all the muffins. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard lounge in doorway let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway , sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent if it fits i sits yet allways wanting food pee on walls it smells like breakfast cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch or cats making all the muffins, or chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Mice i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk and loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it hunt anything jump on fridge licks paws leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers.


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